hi im gabby from canada


if u dont know how to respond to something just say “how dare you”


My friend knows someone who keeps all her money in a  hollow dildo. If you don’t think that’s genius, just imagine a robber stealing from a teenage girl’s room. Is he going to look in the dildo? Is he even going to want to touch the dildo?? No. A hollow dildo is safer than any safe or lock. 

Be safe, kids. Keep your money in a dildo.


A panoramic shot from the Vampire Weekend concert last night during Obvious Bicycle